I Have No Explanation
A backyard monorail to avoid walking 80 feet
My patio is over there. I am here. Technology should solve this.
🚝BAD IDEA
APPROVED
APPROVED
THE QUESTIONABLE BACKSTORY
Why this must happen
The route will connect the grill to the pool with one tasteful stop near the cooler. Neighbors have described the plan as ‘a zoning nightmare,’ which I choose to hear as early buzz.
Any money raised will be used with tremendous enthusiasm and a debatable amount of foresight.