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A backyard monorail to avoid walking 80 feet

My patio is over there. I am here. Technology should solve this.

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The route will connect the grill to the pool with one tasteful stop near the cooler. Neighbors have described the plan as ‘a zoning nightmare,’ which I choose to hear as early buzz.

Any money raised will be used with tremendous enthusiasm and a debatable amount of foresight.